tongue.

almost missed the bus today. in the rain. it was one of those things when you walk out of school, and youre feeling pretty good. you wave to some people. pretty happy go lucky. and then you look up. and theres your bus, pulling away.

so the people you were looking pretty fly in front of now look at you with horror. because you are a crazed maniac. all other cares cast aside, you run crazed after the bus. you end up behind the bus, running frantically and screaming until the people at the back of the bus notice. then they'll watch for about 15 seconds because its sure to be one of the more entertaining things you'll see. and finally they inform the bus driver. and you meander slowly onto the bus, dripping wet and glare as the chuckles ensue.

i cant tell if i burned the roof of my mouth or my tongue. but somethings sizzling in my mouth.

empty water bottle needed in chemistry today. full water bottle in possession. problem. common sense would lead me to pour it out in the sink. i lack common sense. so i chugged the entire bottle. i could feel the bubbles in my tummy. it was entertaining. i laughed. because it tickled.