got word back from the doctor. according to my blood tests, i am dehydrated beyond belief and it is a wonder i havent passed out from exhaustion yet. i feel that this is good news. when i am a starving actress, at least i'll know i can go days without any sort of hydration.
keeumm has been force feeding me liquids. this is my third 24oz water i have drinken (jallison gilison dictionary addition) today. to quote a chorus line, i am drowning.
pa and i exchanged show tunes cds. i gave him timeless classics like avenue q, next to normal and ragtime. he gave me '70, girls, 70', 'wild party' and 'baby', which are about, respectively, elderly women who steal fur coats, a giant orgy, and couples who are struggling to get pregnant. all musicals. he gave me some legitimately good ones, but they dont have nearly as entertaining subject matter.
i am still wearing my hospital id badge.
this weekend i will be walking the 10k. either walking or scooter-ing. we shall see what is and is not allowed. regardless, when i pass the water tables, i plan on making a scene. possibly knock down the table of cups. definitely throw the empty cup with disdain. i do not plan on going unnoticed.
ruh roh. water cup #926 is sweating on the wooden table. coaster time.
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