guido.

this post goes out to betty white. alter ego: jenny hann.

theres this song. its called blue hair. its from joe iconis rock and roll jamboree. whatever the flump that is. somehow or another, this "joe iconis" character has channelled me into a song. and that song is blue hair. i am lucky, for jenny found this song and brought it into my life. and now it will forever be stuck in my head. im performing it for jenny tomorrow. i may even throw in some lyrical movement for an added effect. we'll see.

that pixar movie cars has a tiny little forklift named guido. its italian and beyond adorable. today i saw a tiny little forklift on my way to poor farm park. i waved at it, because it reminded me of guido. in order to get to the pavilion at poor farm, i had to walk behind guido. shouldnt have been a problem. but then guido started backing up when i was walking behind it and almost plowed me into the ground. i avoided the collision, but expected an apology. there wasnt even a friendly beep from guido to apologize. bastard.

guido is a funny word. it should be spelled "gweedoh". and now the memory of guido from cars is not only marred by my experience today but also by jersey shore. because thats what the orange, steroid loving, greasey sleazeballs call themselves. its also the name of the daniel day lewis's character in nine. which sucked. majorly. now cars will never be the same.

sarah jessica parker wore a yellow bedsheet with rhinestones to the oscars.

noah joad is dumb and we hate him. all except pa. john steinbeck only knows why that is. he needs a diaper and regularly smells/eats paint. how is it then, that noah joad knew that walt disney was cryogenically frozen? mysterical. thats what that is.

and yes i am aware that mysterical is not a word. it is an addition to jallison gilison's dictionary of words that dont exist but we use on a regular basis anyways.

there is salsa on my cami. i am forced to wash it. i wonder if i slipped it in with the costumes if it could get washed at barksdale? now i am curious.