yeah cookies.

this morning, scottie learned that our father was lactose intolerant. he was devastated. i think he was confusing it with a much more life threatening disorder.

thursday meg and i went to jmu. a game of role playing was ensued, meg as herself, i as her eighth grade little sister who was slightly less than pleased to be touring a college campus at the young age of 13. i threw a few mini tantrums to add to the effect. it worked.

we also decided to begin speaking in aussie accents everytime we saw anything with james madison on it. our one and only line was "its james 'imself! JAMES!" much to the dismay of pam. easily annoyed by her daughters.

our tour guides name was levi may. DANG i still need to facebook friend request him. hold on.

done.

he was quite the fellow. he told us that there is this buffet thing where you buy a container and can take as much food as you can squeeze into the container. not only did this idea alone intrigue me, but then he told us that he generally just fills the sucker up with three dozen cookies and brings it back to the dorm and then everybody's like "YEAH COOKIES!" according to levi's stories. so pretty much, its like a buffet that acts as a popularity booster. me like.

meg and i ate at mongolian grill. i dropped two pennies and a nickel in line. you could say thats how i left my mark on jmu.

levi needs a volunteer. i am the one. some bricks on the ground make a circle. stand in the middle of the circle. clap your hands. makes a weird sound. best part of the jmu tour.

levi and my one and only conversation that i will treasure for the rest of my life and perhaps re-live daily.
"moody hall... who can guess what department this is for?"
"...psych?"
"YEAH PSYCHOLOGY!"
meg thought it was women's studies.

did you know the guy who created jif peanut butter donated like a squillion dollars to university of kentucky library and if you go there, there is a shrine dedicated to him with sn image of mr. jif and a horse? meg knows.

coraline is NOT available with verizon on demand. do not be fooled.

saw julia's production of 'as you like it' at colliegate. it was mongolian themed. julia played a french lad and an elk. she can DANCE.

i just ate chinese food and now would like to nap. i bid you all adieu.