scratch off gently with a coin.

i am under the impression that a good collared shirt is timeless. i was also under the impression that pigtails were timeless, but the director of grapes was adamant that i was incorrect. that was a devastating blow.

lately i have seen a lot of shows. some have been really good, and some have been really bad. you truly can get the best of both worlds here in richmond.

saw 'children of eden' yesterday. there was one actor who i think may be completely tone deaf, and yet he had a lead in a musical. this bodes ill for the rest of the musical in my opinion, especially when this dude returns in the second act to play another singing role. why. just... why.

one of my favorite past times is to look for awkward couples. i really dont have any guidelines as to what is and is not an awkward couple, but i can feel it in my bones. couples whose height difference is staggering and therefore have to use stairs so they can kiss. couples who are really self conscious and are always looking over their shoulder when talking to their significant other to ensure that no one will know that they are actually a unit. couples who walk down the hall very close to each other but are certain to never make any legitimate physical contact. when i see air quote relationships air quote like this, i am glad i have no time for boys.

the staff of bath and body works is infamous for being the most pushy salespeople in the history of EVER. i think being overly satisfied with any and all bath and body works products is the leading factor that comes into play when hiring. word to the wise: dont attempt to look at their wackadoodle "scenteggs". it will only end in a perpetually confusing conversation that can never come to any gain of knowledge.

i have come to the conclusion that the little bar on lottery scratchers and the back of gift cards that says 'scratch off gently with a coin' is really more trouble than its worth. it should be made so it can say 'scratch off gently with long fingernails' or something like that. i always find that i can never locate a coin when i need one for those suckers. and nickels are apparently not included in the 'coin' department because they require much more scratching fervor to remove all the junk than say, a penny.