i dont feel like naming this one.

i got my wisdom teeth yanked out of my face friday morning and they anesthesia-ed me all up so since then i have been sleeping on and off and therefore it is 1:36am and i am starving and wide awake. its not even like im just not tired, i literally am alert as ever right now.

i am going to list some things that i have done since midnight that i usually would not be doing because usually i would be either watching scrubs or sleeping.

-played 'megajump' on tommy the itouch. 'megajump' is a free little app (NOT FREE ANYMORE SUCKAAAAS!) that consists of a tiny red monstrous-looking creature that jumps and then you have to steer it left and right so that it continually makes contact with the ever moving coins dangling mid-air. meg introduced it to me late last night. its really a super game once you get past the silliness of it all. the sole problem is im having trouble getting past level one, and the other levels that say LOCKED when you try to cheat and access them have names like 'city of mists', 'silvery moon' and 'comet nebula' which are just altogether too appealing.

-watched 'diners, drive-ins and dives' on food network. hosted by guy fieri, who has abnormally blonde hair. did i mention earlier that i was starving? yes. yes i did. and watching guy stuff his face with the united states of america's best burgers was just torture.

-ate applesauce. or shall i say, BEGAN to eat applesause, because i have come to find that this natural applesauce keeumm buys is tasteless.

ALL I HAVE EATEN TODAY IS A BOWL OF MASHED POTATOES. HELP ME.

-went on a scavenger hunt for cinnamon. cinnamon really can add that extra umph to things that are tasteless. probably because cinnamon has taste.

-found cinnamon, put cinnamon in applesauce, completed applesauce. i dont feel the need to expand on this topic much more.

-listened to commercials with my eyes closed. this SEEMS pointless but if you play a game with yourself and try to figure out what the commercial is for within the first 5 seconds it proves to be exceedingly entertaining until they start repeating commercials which is much too frequent on late night television.

-gargled salt water. just did.

-got a flashlight and tried to see the holes where my wisdom teeth once were. it was tricky, and took much maneuvering with a mirror, but i figured it out. theres really not too much to see, unless raw gums are interesting to you. i also expected much more from these so called 'dissolving stitches', like BEING ABLE TO SEE THEM. you cant. fyi.

-parted my hair on the opposite side that its supposed to be. BAD. IDEA.

now im still not tired, but guy fieri's voice on the tv in the other room is REALLY starting to annoy.

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, thats not really it. im just jealous of his solid foods.

time to watch some infomercials.