plastic daggers.

hi there. ha that's funny because that's the name of my blog but really i was just greeting everybodies.

i haven't blogged in quite some time, and i'm gonna be honest here, i actually forgot that this blog existed for a good solid month or so. pity. cause when i used to blog daily, i liked it.

to say that i am gonna start blogging daily again would be the equivalent of flat lying to your faces. but thats what audra honaker did with stage explorers kids so im guessing that since audra's done it, its now socially acceptable.

into the woods is pretty much in crunch time now. which is symbolic because in into the woods, people get crunched by giants. not i. i survive. which is why the show is totes def worth seeing. www.sparconline.org ORDER TICKETS RIGHT NOW. STOP READING THIS BLOG RIGHT NOW. YES YOU. STOP READING. ORDER TICKTETS. NOPE, DONT EVEN PRETEND YOU FORGOT THE WEBSITE NAME. HERE IT IS AGAIN, FOR YOU IGNORANT SOULS. www.sparconline.org NOW THERES NO EXCUSE.

i enjoy into the woods because i get to talk really fast and snap at people who, under any other circumstances, i would not mess with. like t'arahhh juuuulietaaaa. i also get to wear a cloak made of wolf skins and brandish a small dagger made of plastic that lives in my pants when im not using it.

other things i like about into the woods. i dont have to wear heels. i do have to wear an apron. i get to toss a baby around in my arms like nobodys business. i get to crush john mincks foot. (not really, but he doesnt know about my opening night blocking alterations as of yet.) eric switches back and forth from being a cow to a munchkin from the merry old land of oz. i get to swing fake birds around on floating branches. meg and daniel kiss for an extended period of time. as do julia and daniel, and julia and john. and i am allowed to eat muffins onstage. dream role: check.